Sober Irishman

A hilarious joke. There isn't a sober irishman out there.

My dad is 100% irish- he's drunk all the time. He's always rambling about a Sober Irishman- that's when we have to help him get in bed.

by sniperkitty November 29, 2011

Irish drive-by

Urinating in a public, men's bathroom that has more than one urinal and opting to, rather than use one urinal and stick to it, run the gauntlet and piss in all of the urinals in a continuous stream. Usually performed while drunk, although sober attempts are acceptable.

I got out of the movie and there was nobody there, except this old dude taking a shit. So, I did an Irish drive-by.

by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008

london irish

English people with Irish heritage, basically exactly the same situation as Irish-American but sub out the American for English. English-Irish are sometimes looked upon as not real Irish because their families had to emmigrate.

London Irish or English-Irish are sometmes considered "not Irish" by the Irish born, just as Irish-Americans are looked upon as not "Irish"....except for Shane MacGowan of course, he's Irish even if he's really English.

by gingernyc September 6, 2007

Irish Screamer

When one has sex with a girl doggy style, and simultaneously pounds a beer then places it on her back and slams it in her ass. The reaction being a loud yelping scream.

1. I gave your sister an Irish Screamer, she's very tight.
2. I dont know what was better, the beer or the Irish Screamer.
3. I've never heard an Irish Screamer like that, i couldn't hear for a week.

by SickAsHell June 11, 2006

Irish

People who are not british, contrary to the belief of some people across the pond.

Irish- From the Republic Of Ireland.

In The States;
Girl: Where are u from
Irish Guy: Ireland
Girl: Ah, like the UK
Irish: No, you dumb broad, Ireland. Goddamn septics...(walks off)

by GAEILGE ABÚ October 4, 2008

irish hand grenade

The act of having sex with your own cousin.

Jacob Conklin said "Fuck the cousin rule" and performed an irish hand grenade.

by The_Notorious_Dr_J October 21, 2008

irish

1.We live on a godforsaken island entitled Ireland
2.We do like drink but not all of us are Alcoholics
3.Underestimated
4.Built New York
5.Invaded by the british see Chav or Chavs
6.Capital city Dublin
7.Fun loving attitude
8.One of the most highly educated workforces in IT
9.Mostly Racist hahaha ;)
10.Im irish and your not muahahahahaha

How's a goin there paddy!
Would you look at that black n'tan!

by Patrick [ ToXikfb ] January 2, 2005