The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.
The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.
by Hol9000 December 24, 2017
A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024
When you tell friends you are going on a staycation in the UK but actually your parents have a holiday home.
Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"
Andy "nice that sounds expensive"
Dan "staying at my parents beach house"
Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"
Andy "nice that sounds expensive"
Dan "staying at my parents beach house"
Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"
by MrInheritanceTax October 07, 2022
“Yeah - Nah mate he is on holiday…” “oh, that sounds nice” “… nah yeah, it’s a concreter’s holiday, he will be out in 6months”
by Doing big no January 29, 2025
by 420 Icarus 420 November 27, 2021
observation of a reasonably statuesque human 'hotfooting' (jogging,running) during an outing, assessing their 'treasures' and salivating
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
by J9w June 11, 2022