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Something thats long and hard

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by Inni84 July 22, 2023
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Gyp Too Hard

When someone murders their own mother after being pushed to the brink.
she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really
by malakaloo January 9, 2024
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The Hard-Shutdown

Sexual term/ sexual activity;
Hard-Shutdown: when a male is nearing the end of any type of stimulating sexual activity and doesn’t have a place to blow his load so instead clogs the penis hole stopping the cum from coming out
clutching Janes hips Henry realizes he didn’t have anything to clean up with leaving no where to drop his load, so right before he got off he immediately clogged his penis hole giving himself The Hard-Shutdown and stopping his semen from coming out!
by Dic-tasouras23 February 12, 2024
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Try-hard

Somebody who shows up in a casual game with a competitive mindset and playstyle.
You are playing against a four-year-old, stop being a try-hard and let them think they stand a chance.
by Just Garlic February 25, 2024
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Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl
by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024
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Try-hard

Originally (before the internets), someone that has stuff to prove to everyone while no one cares. A lot of efforts to blow a fart. With the internets : someone that will go above and beyond for some stupid crap no one cares about.
That TRY-HARD Jack wanted to film his cave exploring and now he's rotting face down in a pile of dirt below for ever when he had a wife and two kids.
by Spyan March 6, 2024
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Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.
“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend
by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024
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