Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.

“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”

by Brobituary August 6, 2025

ass hag

ass hag is a type of person who likes to insult people and when they are being insult they get offended

Kathrine is such an ass hag!!!

Kathrine gets so offended easily but when she insult people it doesnt bother her conscience. That's an ass hag!!!

by a$$hag January 23, 2012

To Hag

To hag (Verb)

To be a passive aggressive old bitch who stamps on other’s dreams.

‘I am going to hag everyone I hate at work today’

‘This bitch totally hagged me today’

‘I am going to get such a hagging at work today’.

by littlemissjoker September 22, 2014

oul hag

a young lady whom looks old

Yer woman's alright but her mates an oul hag.

by JillEM February 18, 2014

Hag

A woman that believes that her love for a gold- star gay man is requited.

"When I saw that hag staring at me in human anatomy, I knew that she had a craving for the fruit"

by averagejdb March 23, 2020

nasty old hag

my grandmother

grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!

by comesockcutiepie August 9, 2023

hag

A beautiful young maiden.

a nice young female is a hag

by quince thomas October 31, 2020