granny spraklin

When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style

That outfit is granny spraklin.

by Jmunguia29 September 21, 2015

Fan Granny

Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.

Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.

by leggs1959 August 26, 2016

Granny Waffle

A old soggy flappy vagina

Babe I don't wanna have sex. You have a granny waffle.

by MrDILDO December 11, 2015

gossip granny

Always wanting the gossip. The lates hits and latest couple

KOSTA:Any news today?
KEELY: your such a gossip granny.

by I am me don't judge March 14, 2016

ur granny tranny

one step higher than ur dad lesbian

bill "ur mum gai"
jeff "ur dad lesbian!"
bill"UR GRANNY TRANNY"
Jeff *cries

by the middle school memes! April 23, 2019

Granny Flaps

extremely saggy pussy flaps, specific belonging to grannies

"Oi nanna let me cop a feel of those Granny Flaps"

by [bj] JackMehoff September 25, 2019

Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob

Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow

by What are hoes May 15, 2018