Ghetto Guzzle

The act of drinking a 40oz beer in 5 seconds or less to avoid incarceration for public consumption of alcohol. Usually involves law enforcement presence.

Me and my homey's were hangin' at the 7-11, getting our smoke and drink on, when up pulled the fuzz.. we had to Ghetto Guzzle our 40's and book it out of there!

by Carsan07 February 10, 2010

Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009

Ghetto Breeze

a whiff of a nasty scent one experiences while walking through a city, usually unexpectedly and lasting only a few seconds

The ghetto breeze I smelt as I walked down that alley made me throw up in my mouth.

by babykarat February 15, 2010

ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.

Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.

by king cortez the third August 19, 2010

Ghetto Limo

Referred to as the bus, or the ghetto limo.

A "classier way" to refer to the bus.

Kid #1 - " Ayo dude,you got a ride for later?"

Kid #2 - "Hell Nah Nigga, I'm riding the ghetto limo"

by bitchi'mill. August 8, 2009

ghetto dank

1) so ghetto that its dank.
2) a lot more awesome than dank.
3) a production company.

1) Yo, dawg! You be living in the projects? Thats ghetto dank!

2) G: That new car is pimpin'!
Dawg: Yeeee, G! Its ghetto dank.

3) White Kid: Dude, did you check out the new vid by ghetto dank?
G: WTF???

by mrboochieman March 15, 2008

Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner

by Calvin McClusky August 24, 2008