ghetto-baller

Insanely awesome. Different in a cutting-edge way, desirable.

That haute couture trucker hat you just got is ghetto-baller!

by skateboardchick July 12, 2009

Ghetto Gaming

when you're playing a video game on something older than an xbox 360

Guy 1: duude brb gaming
Guy 2: It's Ghetto gaming if its a ps2man , you need an update.

by ckayelolz January 25, 2011

Ghetto Thunder

When you are laying in bed at night, trying to get to sleep when your hear your meth addicted neighbors upstairs stomping, and rearranging their apartment.

I was so tweaked last night, i bet the guy that lives on the first floor was getting so pissed that we caused all that ghetto thunder last night.

by aftermath1g May 5, 2011

ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.

Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.

by king cortez the third August 19, 2010

ghetto heights

or GH) slang for glendale heights, a western suburb of chicago near carol stream and bloomingdale. Notorious for not havin any cops around and being jam packed with minorities. Parties there will guaranteed not get busted by cops, so a bunch of high school minorities always host house parties there that usually end with half the people drunken slobs and the other half high as hell. Ride through and find people sitting on their lawn chairs smokn a joint. CS cops always say they can bust shit there, but its untouchable. Friendly place though, def stop by next time ur on ur way to Costco.

kid 1: "damn that party was the shit. I was high as hell, but i remember people were playing bp off closet doors on the front lawn, wale played all night and the icehouse was warm."

kid 2:"sounds like someone had a night in the ghetto heights!"

by thatkidwholivesortanearchi November 19, 2010

ghetto dank

1) so ghetto that its dank.
2) a lot more awesome than dank.
3) a production company.

1) Yo, dawg! You be living in the projects? Thats ghetto dank!

2) G: That new car is pimpin'!
Dawg: Yeeee, G! Its ghetto dank.

3) White Kid: Dude, did you check out the new vid by ghetto dank?
G: WTF???

by mrboochieman March 15, 2008

Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009