german hotbox

When your friend shits into the glove box of your car

"Hey Dez, what's up?"
"Not much, Marvin just did the german hotbox on me yesterday after going to Chipotle. My car still smells like tacos and shit."

by futureshards May 23, 2020

german plumber

Taking a love leap off a dresser and pounding in a new hole

Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!

by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016

German burrito

After you cummed on a napkin and you roll it up like a burrito.

Guten Appetit

My bitch was so hungry last night so I made her a German burrito.

by BurritoMaker69 May 25, 2023

German shepherding

If he don’t lick that ass he’s a little boy.

German shepherding is going down town to brown town.

by Darla505 August 10, 2021

The German Pirate

A shot/cocktail which consists of three parts Jägermeister, and one part Malibu Coconut Rum.

"Oi ya pirates, it's Kevin bloody Rudd. that's cheers cunt. no worries."

"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"

by Bazza Mate November 8, 2012

Dirty German

The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...

Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.

by anonymous May 11, 2021

German Corndog

The act of pooping into a pog case or other such penile shaped container (or inserting your member into a fecal filled rectum) and placing one's shaft inside. Then pull your shit covered penis out and there you have it. The insertion of a popscicle stick into ones urethra is optional and preferred for the authentic german experience. If you put pam on the inside of the container the shit slides out better. (German because of poop in place of corn, and penis in place of hotdog)

SziPhi:We went totally nuts with those german corndogs last night!
Vash:I know, I still have wood splinters in my urethra.
SziPhi:Next time I won't bite all the way through the feces; you should have less shaft scarring that way.
Vash:Yeah. I've already lost 3 inches to date.

by Wal-Mart June 13, 2005