by Ironic September 5, 2016
Get the fruit loopedmug. A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.
Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.
by Fischl4Life May 6, 2021
Get the fruit ninjamug. Joan realized that she had a people-fruit growing inside of her when she had not properly menstruated for two lunar cycles.
"I can't believe the two of them produced a viable people-fruit!"
"Are you going eat that people-fruit?"
"I can't believe the two of them produced a viable people-fruit!"
"Are you going eat that people-fruit?"
by pteridophyta April 13, 2009
Get the People-fruitmug. When a man fucks a fruit and then receives a blowjob from someone until his dick no longer tastes like the fruit he fucked.
1. Man: “hey you in the mood for a fruit snack? We have watermelon or kiwi”
2. Woman “wow I’m hungry. I could sure use a fruit snack..”
2. Woman “wow I’m hungry. I could sure use a fruit snack..”
by FruitBrat January 6, 2020
Get the Fruit Snackmug. the act of inserting small beats of fruit into the anus of somebody and sucking them out right after.
by CaptainObvious June 13, 2012
Get the fruit loopmug. little billys father had to buy his son some fruit cups or they wouldnt let him participate in his karate class
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009
Get the fruit cupsmug. During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
by Finance December 11, 2008
Get the Fruit Rollupmug.