Google is your friend

A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.

A: What is an internet?
B: Google is your friend

A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend

A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend

by thatSCAXguy April 20, 2011

as a friend

The three words that let you know that your (near) intimate relationship has come to an end. Usually delivered from female to male, it is the defining phrase that lets the "dropped" individual finally know that it is OVER.

Donna told him gently, "Dave, you know that I have always been very fond of you; but, now, I want to continue our relationship as just a friend."

by Joe Neubarth March 29, 2005

Friend Scale

friend scale is

1-cant stand to see them
2-don't hate them just really don't care for them
3-same room but no conversation... See More
4-don't hate don't like just not a huge fan of them
5-there alright
6-hallway friends (you exchange hello small talk if in the same class or close space other that no communication)
7-group friend (you hang out in the same groups but never hung out with them in a one on one situation)
8-good friend (you hung out one on one but not often. there not your first choice to call to hang out when your bored by any means)
9-real good friend- (you hang out one on one even exchange some secrets but you cant really call them your best friend due to some personality traits or sometimes you go long times without talking or something along those lines)
10- best friend

person 1-you going to hang out with jason today
person 2-nope hes only a 7 on the friend scale maybe later when we play basketball.

by BIG YIANNI SMACK April 27, 2010

Plastic friend

A fake friend. Someone who will never have your back and turn on you for a dollar.

I'm done with you, your such a plastic friend

by Dodo November 29, 2016

crackhead friend

The crackhead friend is the most annoying, hyper, loud, funny, and caring friend in a group.

Random person: why is she always so hyper and loud
Friend in the group: because she’s the crackhead friend!!

by taytay7 December 7, 2019

Boy best friend

A boy best friend will be there for you, someone you can tell everything to. He knows the difference between “I’m fine” and “I’m great”. He knows when something is wrong and won’t stop asking until you tell him because he doesn’t want you to feel that way and want you to be happy. He will say goodnight and good morning every day. He’s going to tell you if a guy isn’t good enough because he doesn’t want anyone to break your heart or hurt you in anyway. He wants you to stay you and not let a guy let you down. A guy best friend is someone who tells you everything every little detail. He’s going to tell you all the guns he has in his video games his collection of shoes, and his tricks he can do. If he does have a girlfriend he will make you guys best friends no matter how jealous she seems because it’s the two girls he cares the most about, and at the end of the day even if he doesn’t say I love you inside he does and deep down you know he does.

Are you and Justin dating? No way he’s like my brother hes just my boy best friend

by Sad hours August 6, 2018

Freenis

A name given to a freebie penis often worn by newbies on Second Life.

"Dude, put your freenis away. That thing isn't attractive"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009