fake edge

Aside from definition 1, it is also kids who call themselves straight edge while they are underage and then plan to drink when they are older.

Real edger: Hey man, what are you doing? I thought you were straight edge?

Fake edge kid: I was, but now I'm old enough to drink.

Real edger: Straight edge is true till death.

Fake edge kid: But i wanna drink...

Real edger: fine, but you never were really straight edge.

by PFtilldeath November 07, 2009

fake baked

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

by ScWheezy March 05, 2011

fake cousin

someone who you would consider like a cousin to you, but they aren’t related to you. this “fake cousin” is often friends with your cousins as well.

friend: who is that in your family picture?
you: oh, that is ______, my fake cousin!

by 0liviaS November 19, 2018

legit fake

really 100% guaranteed fake

A: I bought this diamond ring from the store for $9999.99 only
B: sorry, but this is legit fake

by legit dictionary November 09, 2015

fake "lol"

That lol you put to lighten up something you really mean

facebook chat
-Hey...? or not
--sorry i was eating omg calm down
-okay im sorry i didnt know LOL<-(fake "lol")

by Kimosabe916 January 07, 2011

fake punt

A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a load on her back, but when she turns around, he blows it right in her face.

by Rob April 15, 2003

fake talk

the opposite of real talk, something that is not true, can also be substituted for the word "bull shit"

Teacher: You have a three page essay to right.
Student: Nah, that's fake talk.

by WhateverThisisDumb October 10, 2009