Emergency flaps

The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.

"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."

"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."

by Kgarontee September 3, 2014

Cat Flap

Ever seen toy story? You remember Sid? Now think of him but more bisexual. Aaaannnnndddd that's a cat flap

"That Leon is a bit of a cat flap isn't he"

by AmazeeHD March 7, 2017

Cabbage Flaps

Female genitalia that resembles the leaves of a cabbage, and has a musty smell.

Holy crap your Missus has got cabbage flaps!

by Mowgli Sam September 20, 2010

mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

by bill brasky April 20, 2005

tit flap

Derogatory term for someone you dislike.

That guy is a complete tit flap

by Spudz September 3, 2005

fanny flaps

nasty word

your mother is a fanny flap

by bitch ho November 9, 2003

rape flaps

Slang term used to describe the vagina

When talking to a girl try and use the technical term 'vagina', rather than the more commonly used 'rape flaps'

by nicthedude August 14, 2006