crone flakes

The skin that comes off an elderly person. Usually caused by dry aging skin and poor hygiene.

That old guy left crone flakes all over the chair he was sitting in.

by Phleb82 January 28, 2016

jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.

I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"

by ☆GENDA☆ February 09, 2016

Flake Chump

A guy who is flaky and never agrees to plans. He always bails out last minute. Usually is sensitive and sad underneath, and just needs some friends to stick by his side.

He is such a flake chump, he never leaves his house and always flakes out last minute. No wonder he has no friends and always listens to sad music

by urbandictionarylegendword March 10, 2019

Film Flake

Someone who suggests movies, but flakes on watching any of the ones you recommend.

I watched at least 4 movies the Film Flake suggested, yet he's watched only 1 of mine.

by onedayyoullsee July 28, 2020

Pepper Flaking

The act of not wiping after you defecate to let your shit crust up inside of your ass, you will then proceed to squat over your partner (clothes off) and vigorously scratch your asscrack and let all of the shit flaked rain into their mouth.

Hey Dalan, don’t wipe after you take a shit so we can indulge in some pepper flaking later!

by _n_i_c_k_ May 08, 2024

bread flakes

T TOASTER IS A BREAD FLAKE,, A VERY FLAkEY BREAD FLAKE TBH

ass flakes: g good night bread flakes

bread flakes at 6 am: :notsus:

!!? the not sus is an emote okay j jeez

by loliguts March 25, 2021

Lanky Flakes

The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!

Lanky Flakes is good cereal!

by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017