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fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.
by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009
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fanny stamp

stamp applied to those who have acted ina foolish manner - ACCOMPANIED BY BEING SMACKED ON FOREHEAD BY FRIEDNS FIST AND SCREAMING 'FANNY STAMP!!'
what was that? 'fanny stamp!!'
by bopbop June 11, 2004
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fanny pack

The excess fat that hangs down from the stomach in the fashion of a "fanny pack."
Mike -Damn, she's a fuckin fatass!
Chris -Yeah bro, she's got a fuckin fanny pack!
by BlackMagic6011 April 7, 2007
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Fanny Tran

Taking a ride on the fanny tran is when someone is ignoring you. You turn your back to them so they can see your fanny. It is basically your ass transit.
Jon: Hey Stephan
Stephan: *turns back*
Matt: Jon, your taking a ride on the fanny tran!!
by Snifferpitz June 9, 2009
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Fanny Tags

Bright and clean vaginal sufaces used commonly by girls who go by the name of Polly, Flo or Jo. These tags cause many iches to go away and can prevent AIDS.
Oh I just need to go down to Boots to grab some Fanny Tags before I have you hard.
by FannyTags Commitie November 3, 2010
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Fanny Splatter

A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.
After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.
by leesumm1 November 5, 2010
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Mo' Fanny

Person: Yo wasup Mo' Fanny

Person 2: What the FUCKING HELL are you talking bout'
by anonymous6476349 November 9, 2010
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