Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
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Get the Female-Fisherman mug.The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.
Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!
Yeah, she's great at female farming!
Yeah, she's great at female farming!
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"Hey man, did you see that female throat humping on the dance-floor last night?"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
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