salsbury express

The act of being face fucked repeatedly to the point of mental retardation

Boy o boy august, that salsbury express we ran sure was a blast!

by henryfaceshot February 06, 2015

Ride the Pineapple Express

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.

Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.

by mrGrimmm March 01, 2024

Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.

Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.

by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 07, 2019

pine apple express

The act of breaking the bong over someone’s head.

The would be assailant got the pine apple Express To the emergency room.

by Anonymous pine cone August 01, 2021

Pine Apple Express

The act of breaking a bong over someone’s head.

The head shop store worker gave a rude Customer the Pine Apple Express to the Emergency Room.

by Anonymous pine cone August 01, 2021

oRIMent express

When a guy jerks off while eating his bitches ass

Last night I gave June an oRIMent express and she fucking loved it!

by BroncoDonko August 15, 2023