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anal explosion

holy shit was that a fart? i felt the vibes through the floor

fuck no it must have been an anal explosion from that fat dude in the pool
by STEVO November 28, 2004
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Exploding penis

A rare condition where the penis tares open when the blood filled cavities in it rupture. Usually caused by having sex constantly over a very long time. Said to have happened to Chuck Negron of three dog night.
by Deep blue 2012 February 9, 2010
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Internet Explorer

The dumbest browser on Planet Earth that only n00bs use. It has amazing features like free viruses, automatic spyware downloads, and big security holes.
1. What browser do you use?
2. Internet Explorer
1. <jawdrop>
by Racecar56 April 9, 2009
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explosive diarrhea

A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:

1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.

E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.

Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.

There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.

2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
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explodd

verb. (slang)
A variant of explode or asplode.
This verb was created by the author of a Halo fan fiction entitled "Halo: Halos in Space". During the story the word "exploded" was mistyped as "explodd" - leading to a humorous intentional mispronunciation by a certain YTMND user who can be credited with popularizing this term. It has since, taken on a life of it's own and has been used by internet geeks in everyday conversation.
Dude #1: *Discards a cigarette butt - which promptly bursts into a shower of embers upon hitting the ground.
Dude #2: "Wow, it just explodd!"

"...the back of the espcape ship fell open n one of the army guys fell out and explodd in space..."
-squirrelking, Halo: Halos in Space
by jp313 November 4, 2007
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explosive decompression

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space
i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day
by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003
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exploshit

I tried Indian food, which resulted in exploshit.
by okguyjames February 1, 2008
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