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Penis Envy

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy
by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
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False Pump Envy

In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.
Bro don’t get REKT by false pump envy, HODL your HEX!
by Mati Allin November 23, 2020
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Victim envy

When a person who doesn’t encounter discrimination pretends they are being oppressed because they wish they could tell a personal story about overcoming oppression
There’s no war on Christmas, they just have victim envy
by Posternutbag811 December 7, 2023
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Meeting envy

When you are feeling like a useless insignificant Smurf at work and feel pangs of jealous anxiety when co-workers discuss the interesting or seemingly important things they have been doing. Especially if they are talking about all the meetings they’ve been in lately that you weren’t invited to.
Jonah had meeting envy when his co-worker Rhea texted that she was in a meeting- but he wasn’t. Little did he know Rhea had meeting envy listening to several of her co-workers and superiors who were in the meeting discuss all the meetings they had had recently.
by BlovBlovAgain July 13, 2023
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Envy King/Queen

Envy King/Queens- People who have the same 24hrs as you who hate on your success. They block their own blessings because they’re too worried about the next man/woman’s moves!
Chuck was known as an envy king because he hated on everyone else because they did what he was too scared to do! Envy King/Queens- People who have the same 24hrs as you who hate on your success.
by _jeffstruth April 14, 2019
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Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 7, 2017
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