employee engagement

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017

empty

When you're toey as a roman sandal and need a root you go for a? "EMPTY"

Person 1 - "Fuck I'm toey I might go for an empty"

Person 1's brother - "There's the Polly waffle off you trot"

by The 1/4 fijian August 6, 2007

Emptifericity

The state of being empty

The box was full of emptifericity.

It was emptiferous.

by stikshift January 19, 2008

empti

the presance of multiple emptys

there is none to this date...empti

by 165910 January 28, 2009

Emptying your cache

Cumming on someone.

Sperming in/around somebody.

"I emptied my chache all over her face."

"don't suppose you fancy emptying your cache all over my balloon knot?"

by Peggysue April 28, 2009

Employee of the Year

An colleague who believes they are the best employee because they are taking on all of the projects and able to complete them without any help.

Get a load of her. She is our employee of the year.

by Spinning Wheel June 7, 2011

empty bacon

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).

I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.

by Garpike September 14, 2011