Dead Earth Politics

Four subversives turned musicians, turned subversives that are working the system from the backside to bring about a twisted degree of dominance to the global metal scene. Hailing from Texas, these neo-millennial cowboys stir the blood of non-believers and the metal-faithful alike.

the Dead Earth Politics website is www.deadearthpolitics.com !!

by The Last of the Goatmen February 3, 2010

Mother Earth Fucker

A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.

_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._

_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_

by Shaadinipples August 30, 2021

Flat Earther

A person who was sick the day when they were supposed to learn about the earth.

Joey is a flat earther!
Joey says the earth is flat

by Platten December 7, 2021

flat earther

see: a fucking idiot

flat earthers have no brain

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 10, 2022

straight out of the earth

When you find something nice and it is made up of the finest materials from mother nature. examples like extremely pricey items and clothes

A: Damn those shoes are $970.00. I Can buy those at kohls for the same price.

B:those must be straight out of the earth

by raxxle dazzle April 25, 2010

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
joke btw dont do it

sometimes you just want to just fucking kill everyone on earth well today you can

september 20th
hey can i kill you
why
because its national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
OK

by playergod March 21, 2021

earnhardt

running a train on a bitch for so long and hard she blows and o-ring and or her uterus falls out

We ran an earnhardt on Josh's mom last night, she won't shit or piss right for a couple months.

by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008