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Dork

Carl is a dork
by Not Hai August 30, 2022
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Dork

Someone that got made fun of a lot in school then becomes a murderous socialite later in life to show the world how badass she really was along (even if it was the hitman that did her actual dirty work).
The black widow wasn't the one that bit her husband's head off, she was much too cowardly for that, she had to have a hitman he never met or suspected to be a hitman shoot him dead. She was someone that would never see in the mirror the dork everyone else saw when they looked at her.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
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Dork

Someone that thinks they are the most colorful person in a dull, mild, fake world.
The dork thought of the world and anyone in it that wasn't like minded to her was dull or mild.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
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Dork

not ashley
Ashley is not a dork
by notashleyatall May 14, 2022
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Dork

Someone who can recite the opening to the cars movie
Dork also known as Quentin saying,“Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. Speed. I am Speed.”
by Cassandra’s mom September 5, 2021
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Dork

Usually named Justin. Loves baseball and has a best friend. His daughter and his best friends daughter are best friends. Sucks at everything but loves coaching baseball in little league.
Justin is a dork.
by Matoriod659 July 15, 2021
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Dork

A Jewish-Italian person who deviates from the typical social norm
Eli: “yo have you talked to that new girl Gianna at all? I heard she’s Jewish
Matt: “yeah and Italian, she’s kinda weird”
Eli: “oh she’s a dork”
by lebronjamesfatass August 5, 2021
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