divit

a guy who is an introvert shy of talking to girls A good friend always claims he is god almighty

oh thats a divit

by oojjk November 24, 2021

munch diving

the act of indulging in an article of food such as you would with pussy if you were muff diving

"damn im hungry. Lets go be a schosid and get a salad so we can go munch diving."

by billy basket weaver July 26, 2008

scubba diving

where you shuv your tonge up a womens fanny

i went scubba diving yestrdy =D w00t

by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007

Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition

Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan

by bzerkap April 10, 2015

Scuba Diving

When you eat a girl out while taking a bath together

Dude, Tracy and I went scuba diving together last night.

by SuckMyDillon October 8, 2017

a moment of divine self reflection

When your held finally pops out of your ass

I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop

by Andromeda98 January 30, 2014

The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.

Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.

by ThePissDisintegrationParadox July 31, 2022