ditch trout

A Stinky poon swimming with disease.
Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout
by Mcq31 March 04, 2017
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Ditch Diva

A woman whose confidence exceeds any walk of shame. She does what she wants and deserves. She is unapologetic. After a night of fun she ditches whatever his name was. She walks home as if in the hall of fame the next am. Kiss ass broad who calls the shots.
Ewwwww she's a Ditch Diva! She has one night stands all the time and brags!

I wish I could be a ditch diva but I am so embarrassed after a one night stand walking home in shame.
A woman who doesn't care what people think or she can't do what men do.
by Diva Dish June 18, 2022
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ditch rat

A woman that has really bad hygiene.
That woman smells and looks like a ditch rat.
by Goofy Newfie July 12, 2018
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ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Stop being such a ditch cow
by Whateverduuude May 02, 2018
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stick ditch

Female name for a dirty vagina that swallows men while never to be seen again. Many foreign objects can be found in that stick ditch such as lint, car keys, lighters etc.
That girl Colleen has a real dirty stick ditch. Has anyone heard from Larry!? The last time he was seen was entering the infamous stick ditch
by Stick ditch December 26, 2017
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D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time
Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...
by Kidwitt July 27, 2018
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epic ditch

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 October 08, 2015
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