shitty ditch

when you take a shit in a crockpot, and turn it on in your room of pleasure. Bust a nut and tell her she smells like ass and get the fuck out

I used the shitty ditch last night to get ride of that hoe.

by stubbz420 November 8, 2010

Ditch-Bick

A person (usually a man) whom is a dick and often acts like a lil bitch!

Ray is such a lil ditch-bick!

by Robbiesbj May 22, 2020

Ditch and dong

When you leave a dildo on someone's door step and ding dong ditch them.

Let's ditch and dong!

by Dong Girl December 1, 2016

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

Ditching

To have sex in a ditch

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night

by Smedge April 16, 2021

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.

1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok

by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022