Dick

What she wants after texting “hey” with two or three y’s

Guy: *Is minding his own business

Girl: *texts heyy
Guy: SHE WANTS THE DICK

by Hanmytheham December 11, 2019

Dick

A penis.

U dick

by asdkfhlsdkjgabiwelfukjhzlfawe; March 26, 2018

Dick

A type of body part a boy has.Can also be a name to a human or whale

1“Woah,Jimmy has a big dick.”2 “Moby Dick is a whale

by Dbank1228 June 30, 2018

Dick

A mans private part then goes into a vagina to make a baby

MY DICK IS HUGE MAN

by Thrifty White October 2, 2016

Dick

1.Slang for a penis
2. An insult

3. Short for Richard

Dick has such a big dick but he's such a dick

by Wkficusbana May 23, 2015

Dick

You

You a dick

by Ahhhsexccass July 16, 2019

Dick

There were once two friends a cock and an ass. both lived on the farm of senator dick mageee. senator dick was infamous for his odd inter-species sexual preferences. cock and ass had several times been forced to entertain him. They began to plot against him to try and destroy his libido. One day when senator was advancing on cock ass ran up and kicked him in the rear. cock took the opportunity to lunge at dick's stomach but dick jumped and cock landed in his groin. while in there he turned around and tried to escape but got stuck and only his head and neck still stuck out. the kick that ass had developed created a huge crater in dick's rear as well as sent a crack heading up his rear. after that day all human males had a cock's head and neck sticking out of thier groin and hole and crack in their rear (women gained their ass differently; see pussy)

"His dick was too small to receive pleasure from"

by Joe Rizzo is AWESOME February 26, 2008