FIRST DICKING

When someone posts a new blog and you comment FIRST before reading the blog.

I'll just use first dicking on MySpace awards center's blog so I can FINALLY be first.

by Noeli July 18, 2007

Dry Docking

Performing anal sex with little or no lubrication.

Trisha's ass hurt bad enough that she had to leave work early because she had engaged in a bout of dry docking the night before.

by lutheria March 23, 2011

Dry Docking

With cruel intention, locate the primary toilet's water knob and continue to shut off the toilet's water supply. Quickly follow with a series of flushes to throughly drain the toilet's bowl and tank of any remaining water. Quickly take a shit, thus leaving your brown orphans behind to be discovered.

"Life's a Bitch," thought Johnny as he was Dry Docking into the Hotel's now empty toilet.

by D Asia August 6, 2006

star docking

To defecate into another's vagina.

Billy pressed his anus against Mary's open vagina. Billy cared a lot about Mary, so he wanted to make sure that the seal would be air-tight. Billy began pushing the feces out of his sphincter, while gently kissing the back of Mary's neck. Billy liked to imagine that his anus was a spaceship, and that Mary's vagina was also a spaceship, and that Billy's feces was passengers and cargo being transmitted from inside one spaceship to another. Mary liked to imagine the same thing. Mary cooed lovingly as Billy squeezed all of his feces into Mary's vagina. Billy was pretty sure that he was in love with Mary. Mary felt the same way about Billy. Billy and Mary could be observed star docking about 17 times a week on average.

by user_corrupt December 15, 2011

Fucking and Ducking

A phrase used to describe when a guy has sex with a girl and doesn't call her back.

John fucked Judy. The next day Judy tried to call John and he rejected her phone calls. He didn't see her after that. John's buddy Dave said John was just "Fucking and Ducking"

by 405GUY May 28, 2012

One Man Double Dicking

A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.

My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking

by boderickp December 13, 2008

space docking

This involves 2 people. One person takes a big long poop and wraps it in plastic wrap. Then you put it in the freezer. When frozen, take out and insert into the other's anus!

Eddie loves space docking with Mike

by King Flump April 10, 2003