In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
by CynthiaDanger August 20, 2024
I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang 😅 think
by CynthiaDanger February 11, 2024
by AZStorm April 05, 2018
Well a danger dildo is a very simple name, its a dangerous dildo, if the name doesn't already give it away.
Hey look! I have a glass dildo that I'm gonna use on my girl tonight!
THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.
THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.
by Pleb fucker March 26, 2016
The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.
Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.
Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.
Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.
by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025
The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.
First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.
First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.
by dpumaster April 26, 2011
Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.
Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.
by Beasticles May 13, 2020