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krunk a dunk mother funk

it is the dankest

Synonyms: lecrae-zy, Romans 1:16, dank
Thanks for sharing God's love with me. I'll see you all next week at P.U.R-izzle fo' shizzle. One more thing, KRUNK A DUNK MOTHER FUNK!
by John Wiehe January 25, 2007
mugGet the krunk a dunk mother funkmug.
A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
by Furgieman April 7, 2016
mugGet the Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soupmug.

SLAM DUNK EXPANSION

When you EAT SHIT everyday you get this MONOPOLISTIC thing happening where SLAM DUNK EXPANSION is the only way SHIT WILL LETVYOUR STOMACH GO

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by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 12, 2022
mugGet the SLAM DUNK EXPANSIONmug.

dunking on the hoop

the action during intercourse where the male ejaculates and it goes through the females hoop ear-ring.
I was trying to give this girl a facial the other day and totally was thinking about dunking on the hoop
by Genius_troll November 1, 2020
mugGet the dunking on the hoopmug.

Crunkle Dunk

The dipping of sweaty wet balls, in another mans gaping ass hole. This is done repeatedly, so It makes a sloshing wet slurping noise.
Hey Mat, yesterday I gave Tod a Crunkle Dunk, his asshole is still sopping wet from my sweaty balls.
by Strikegold August 23, 2021
mugGet the Crunkle Dunkmug.

whiteboy dunk

When you snap the rim and lay the basketball off the back board.
He can whiteboy dunk, but he can’t really dunk.
by Lmaolol4167 August 20, 2021
mugGet the whiteboy dunkmug.

Dunk the Leather

Another phrase used for playing basketball, usually in a street setting, with a large group of friends.
Hey man, let's hit the streets and dunk the leather!
by Stomping Eggshells December 20, 2010
mugGet the Dunk the Leathermug.

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