Dirty Demnah

The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.

Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!

by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

dirty nikolay

When your Russian brotha from another moth gives you a blowjob, but then has to chug vodka to kill the demons because he is actually straight.

Why do Russians love vodka?

It’s so that they would be prepared for a dirty Nikolay

by RussianLover322 April 16, 2020

dirty bobsled

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.

I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.

by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010

Dirty Bongers

When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex

I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her

Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers

by Chris993 January 14, 2022

Dirty bulking

Eating a medium dominoes pizza on a Sunday night to increase your weight for the rest of the week to lift more and gain more muscle mass

Garrett- Hey billy why the fuck did you eat a whole pizza by yourself?

Billy- I’m dirty bulking for the week bruh, you should try it sometime fat ass.

by Derogatory term April 8, 2019

Dirty Brits

The dirty, evil and damned people known as the “Brits.”

Those dirty Brits...

by Urist McUrist June 4, 2018

Dirty Bueno

The act of contracting one or more STD(s) to purposefully infect a woman of great personal distaste.

James: "I hated her, so I thought the best way to humiliate her was to give her a Dirty Bueno"

by Travis Bueno January 2, 2008