the derek effect

every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!
boy: “omg he bought me food he’s so charming

girl: “you got the derek effect”
by monkeyballz825 November 15, 2022
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derek qian

derek qian speed reads like a narwhal.
by popcornbaba October 28, 2022
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Derek Qian

Derek Qian dropped condo in the block and read the wrong cp text.
by belarmmm November 03, 2022
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Derek Clements

september 28 1781, during the battle yorktown the british were becoming desperate, so they pulled out their main players 21 savage and quandale dingle, so the americans pulled out their secret weapon, Derek Clements. Derek's speed blitzed quandale and he got behind and used the half-boned chicken wing suplex on him breaking his neck, winning the war for America, making Derek a American legend.
Derek Clements also stands for Derek Entering male rectums
by ITStotallynotderek May 03, 2022
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derek boost

when you dab and catch a ball in ff and you boost really high
Guys I got a derek boost in derek2508's VIP
by NotYoyo6547 November 01, 2020
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derek norris

A mammal who yells at anything and everything. There are many couriois sounds that come from his anus every 15 minutes. Yelling and farting equals being pationate.
If you experience a Derek Norris moment you have felt the vibrations.
by Fart juice ram July 15, 2017
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Derek Wiegers

Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.
You sound like "Derek Wiegers" right now you dyke.
by Pedestrian 1 May 22, 2023
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