Creamy cupcake

When you have anal sex with a male/female and you cum on the butt hole and on the butt cheeks.

Hey bro I was fucking this girl in her ass and nutted all on her ass leaving her with the creamy cupcake!

by Jaybwallen September 14, 2019

Creamy Cupcake

A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.

And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.

Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend

Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.

Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!

Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.

by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023

thick creamy semen

liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf

the place where billions of kids are located

Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

Creamy Urchin

The gelatinous, stealthy after nut that remains stuck and hidden in her/his hair after being the recipient of a truly herculean facial eruption.

"For f*cks sake John! Your creamy urchin just came out on my hairdressers thumb!"

by African Powerhouse September 12, 2021

creami

An adjective to describe your morning. Positive, it's a good thing.

Etymology: Ninja Creami

Good creami morning, John!

Are you having a creami morning?
Yes, my morning is very creami!

by realwimble September 7, 2022

creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023

Creamy Dipstick

A man's penis immediately after he's ejaculated inside a woman's vagina and then pulls it out he has a Creamy Dipstick.

When a woman then goes down on the man she's enjoying a Creamy Dipstick.

I want to suck your creamy dipstick.

by VaCpl757 January 6, 2019