Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

creamy

ig user @creamy1s now gone, but not forgotten

kanye: yo man iwas in paris but "creamy" didnt post anything. Where is he?

me: He stopped posting and said he doesnt want to run a meme page anymore. Its very sad

kanye: *Starts crying

by A legend memepage, gone May 24, 2021

Creamy

A group of rambunctious lads who are also smelly redditor sweaty bozos that run instagram meme accounts.

Look at that post! Is it by a Creamy account?

by fortnitebal June 7, 2021

Creamy San Angelo Snorkel

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air while being submerged in a jar of mayonaise.

Mary: i keep coughing up white liquid.
Amy: why is that???
Mary: my boyfriend gave me the creamy san angelo snorkel last night and i keep coughing this goo up and im not even sure if its cum or mayonaise anymore or both and its freaking me out.
Amy: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????

by Goo_Gargler9000 November 16, 2025

Ninja Creami

When you say you can definitely pull out but you sneak the tip in when you climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a Ninja Creami now I’m paying child support

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Creamy horn

2 males participating in oral sex at the yacht club wearing sperrys

Jacob is getting a creamy horn from stinky earl in the corner

by Gay earl October 20, 2021

Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.

She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar

by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021