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Lagoon Cougar 

A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.

The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.
"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."
Lagoon Cougar by XeroX1978 September 9, 2009

Sugar Cougar 

Definition of a wealthy older woman who dates younger men with the express purpose of showering him with gifts, both monetarily, and other resources.
"Look at that, he's found a sugar cougar to take care of him".
Sugar Cougar by Roo-Dogg July 26, 2012

Snow Cougar 

Commonly sited on the snowy slopes of the world, the snow cougar is a MILf(s) of 35+ years of age who hang out in the lodges of ski resorts looking for hot, young, men skiers or snowboarders who the cougars can shack up with for a night. The snow cougar is related to the cougar, cub, and urban cougar. They differ only in geographical location and prey.
"hey danny, check out that snow cougar by the bar checkin' you out"

rusted cougar 

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.
I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.
rusted cougar by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008

male cougar 

a male who is between his 30's and 40's who gets much younger women. a male cougar is also called a rhino.
omg that jake is such a male cougar!
male cougar by hot cougar October 7, 2009

Prison Cougar

An older woman who seeks a much younger man and prides herself on the fact she is "waiting" for him to be released from prison. Opposite of "jail bait".
A 55 year old worn out woman, met her 38 year old boyfriend at a NA meeting, while he was out on bail and awaiting sentecing. A "Prison Cougar" clings on to a family she just met, in desperate attempt to find some social validation, she is trying to appear young and relive her 30's as she waits for her inmate boyfriend to be freed. She graduated High School when he was 2 years old.
Prison Cougar by loldumbex March 24, 2011