cooter shed

1. FUPA
2. cum belly
3. A fattened area directly above a woman's pubic region similar to early months of pregnancy that would serve as shelter for the 'cooter' in a driving rain.

"Did you see that bitch's cooter shed? We could both stay dry under there in a storm."

by Eli Mckenzie October 19, 2007

coastering

To burn a CD with files (usually warez), that have some security protocols in place or to burn a corrupted file making the CD unusable, and thus a coaster.

Don't try to burn that game man, I tried last week, it kept coastering.

by Daragaaz December 3, 2007

cooter viewer

An article of clothing that reveals the female sexual organs, i.e. the vagina, also known as the cooter.

Dude, did you see Erin Burns shorts?
Yeah, total cooter viewers man.

by hipxhopatihopx July 7, 2009

closterbrobic

The uncomfortable feeling created in a situation, usually a social gathering involving alcohol, where there is an excess of "bro's" to an uncomfortable extent.

So yeah, I was at the Delt party but I just got too closterbrobic and had to split.

by Nobro1 August 7, 2009

cooter cousins

the act of 2 female friends that have now been related through their vagina's after having sexual relations with the same man.

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are cooter cousins because they both have had sexual relations with Brad Pitt.

by Licky Pee April 11, 2010

Cooter Cap

The act of wearing a woman like a Beanie by inserting your bald head into her vagina.

You see that video of the guy who put his head in that chick's Vajay-jay? Total Cooter Cap Action

by Zeathe July 18, 2011

cooter fruit

Cooter Fruit- A friend who is being silly or goofy.
Or
Cooter fruit- a small bean like fruit well hidden in the cooter. Is said to be an urban legend as no man has actually found one

John is such a cooter fruit today!

by MissCaliBama October 31, 2014