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Columbian Speedboat 

When you are balls deep in her doing your squizz bent over the tub while holding her head under water and all you can hear is "glub blub glub bub".
Boy, last night I was at a party and I tried to go to the bathroom and I accidentally cucked my body in the middle of a Columbian Speedboat!!!

Columbian Blowhole 

When you finish in a girls mouth and then she spits your load back in your face, like a whales blowhole.
I met this freaky columbian bird at the pub last night, and when I took her home she performed the columbian blowhole on me! It was sensational
Columbian Blowhole by yxngscrappy September 12, 2025

Columbian Room 

A euphemism for a place, usually a bathroom within a bar or pub, in which people recreationally use Cocaine.
Jesus, we’ve only had 2 pints. How the hell has he already visited the Columbian Room?
Columbian Room by XXX_Harambe_XXX October 4, 2025

Columbia River Gorge

A beautiful area in Northwestern and North Central Oregon where the Columbia River flows. It goes from the Oregon Coast to Eastern Oregon. It’s a very diverse area with lots of forests, waterfalls, rivers, lakes, mountains, and deserts.
Man, I love the Columbia River Gorge. It’s a gorgeous area. Visiting Hood River and the Dalles is fun.

Columbian Blowfish

The act of putting something round in the urethra to prevent ejaculation.
Brett had his mistress give him a columbian blowfish during their routine pegging. When she pulled out the rod, his load blew out with excessive pressure. Causing his cock to jerk back with the shear power of his load being released.
Columbian Blowfish by JackieJackoff November 25, 2025

columbian slime

The mucus from a backdrop that gets caught in the mouth if you cough hard enough and re-swallow it and get that coke taste
Ah shit this line hit so hard i got columbian slime from the drop cuz