An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.
John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”
Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019
Get the opportunity cockmug. by Therealblund January 30, 2014
Get the cock clubbingmug. When a person wears their face mask and covers their mouth but leaves their nose hanging out and exposed.
People need to cover their noses too when they wear face masks instead of mask cocking with their noses hanging out.
by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020
Get the mask cockingmug. Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.
by Sparty911 August 19, 2017
Get the Cock-Aidmug. by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009
Get the gerkin cockmug. a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.
Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!
by bradlay July 4, 2008
Get the cock blockulamug. YEP COCK is a Twitch meme popularized in a Reckful stream. It derivated from the Twitch emote YEP (Pepe with a slight smile), and COCK was added so people could spam the emote in the chat. It can be used in whatever context.
by Haomakk May 18, 2020
Get the YEP COCKmug.