chair

a chair is what you use to start a fight or a riot, always work

" yo its to civilized here , throw a chair to start some shit."

by will305 June 15, 2009

Chairman Lmao

The Eternal Spiritual Leader of the Great Cultural Rofflution.

Chairman Lmao is often ranked with Lol Pot as one of the great Laughist kicktators of our time.

by John Taxpayer, Esq. April 4, 2009

Claire Dames

Hawt pornstar, amirite?

Carl: Is that Claire Dames getting fucked by three bloods?
Johnny: Werd.

by 545456456 August 6, 2008

Claire

A cute, funny, and boisterous being sporting a wonderful hinie. The ass master. Many great works of art have stemmed from her gluteus maximums.

OMG did you see that girl? She's asstacular, she must be a Claire.

by babyjesuses4u August 21, 2009

Going Chair

To display power in a fashion that patio chairs are destroyed into splinters. This can also refer to a person who has went chair before, and if provoked may "Go Chair" on a person instead of a chair.

You don't want him to go chair, you will not like what he does to you.

Nik was going chair, and he got splinters from the chair in his face.

by RobLynn May 31, 2006

thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

National hit a furry with a chair day

On January 6th, it`s national hit a furry with a chair day

Kelly: Oh, its National Hit A Furry With A Chair Day!

Jeremy: Well I am going to hit a furry with a chair, wanna come?

Kelly: Sure!

by Hypxrrr January 5, 2021