cigarette

A pinch of tobbacco, rolled in paper, with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.

by §k¥©LåD March 15, 2003

ciara

Ciara is not a hermaphrodite. These are all just rumours. Do a little research. There has been no record of Ciara every being on Oprah, and as such did not ever release that she is a hermaphrodite.

There have been records that has shown a living Irish hermaphrodite by the name of Ciara. Not Ciara the pop artist. Do your homework.

by Brett Fritz July 29, 2005

cigar

What cigarette smokers don't know they're missing. Try Phillies Titan cigars.

mmmmmmm, cigar, tastes like candy

by SLAYtanic February 13, 2005

cigarette machine

1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.

Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.

Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.

note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.

by tommy mack May 13, 2003

London Cigarette

Way of calling a person a homosexual. The reason for the name being that, in England, cigarettes are called fags. In America fags are gays. Thus, calling someone a 'London Cigarette' is a great, discreet way of saying somebody that a person is homosexual.

" Hey Marty, see that guy behind the counter?"
"Yea."
"He's a London Cigarette."
(Discreet snickers)

by JJJJakE August 20, 2006

Catarcums [cataracts]

when a guy skeets in your eye blinding you, and it burns like some shit!

My boyfriend tried to cum on my chest, missed, and totally gave me a catarcums cataracts! I had blurry vision for days! OUCH!

by MnM703 January 22, 2009

Cataract City

A badass slang name for Niagara Falls, NY.

"There is a ton of old blind people in the Cataract City..."

by Mr. Its Ya Boy! January 1, 2014