Christian=Polneysian Virgin
by Yourpall,pall July 30, 2018
Get the Christianmug. Christians are a religious cult
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017
Get the Christiansmug. Get the Christianmug. I wish I could be christian
by 1212348574839382635 June 6, 2018
Get the christianmug. 
a religion that wouldn't b able 2 hold up in court since it there no fact jus circumstantial evidence.but if ppl ask about tat "evidence" they r evil. also every1 is considered 2 b brothers and sister, yet most ppl dnt drink the wine... or blood of Jesus... because others have drank it , which according to the bible and as i sed above, r their bothers and sisters. It also says every baby is born with original sin since eve told adam to eat an apple... now is it far. also durin lent they Christians will feel horrible for eattin meat on Fridays, but they will have sex before marriage or lie w.o thinkin of it.
bob u should jus drop the case... she has Christianity on her side
jane: idc im not drinkin the wine...
niko: but you have 2 its part of Christianity
matt: omg i jus ate meat on friday... fcuk imma go 2 hell now
ginny:with a mouth lik tat u will.. decides we have been messin around soo ur doomed ne way
matt:no tats dif...
jane: idc im not drinkin the wine...
niko: but you have 2 its part of Christianity
matt: omg i jus ate meat on friday... fcuk imma go 2 hell now
ginny:with a mouth lik tat u will.. decides we have been messin around soo ur doomed ne way
matt:no tats dif...
by Blushingtwirls May 15, 2009
Get the Christianitymug. 1. A person believing that the Savior, Messiah, Christ, ect. has lived on earth, died, and risen.
2. An extrordinarliy cool boy, usually in love with music, adorable in his own sense but not traditionally handsome. very sweet, not much sense of self-worth. He likes to stare down the girls he likes, it is a little creepy but flattering all the same. tries to act like a gangster, and fails. rather perfect in every way.
2. An extrordinarliy cool boy, usually in love with music, adorable in his own sense but not traditionally handsome. very sweet, not much sense of self-worth. He likes to stare down the girls he likes, it is a little creepy but flattering all the same. tries to act like a gangster, and fails. rather perfect in every way.
1. I am a Christian, I believe in Jesus Christ.
2. Oh, Robby is such a Christian, he is humble.
Did you see the way he looks at her? Scary.
Sam was acting all ghetto, until we called him a Christian.
2. Oh, Robby is such a Christian, he is humble.
Did you see the way he looks at her? Scary.
Sam was acting all ghetto, until we called him a Christian.
by casper-girl April 12, 2009
Get the Christianmug.