vegan cheating

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".

"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"

by nochilliam November 6, 2022

pact cheating

{Gaming term} When two or more individuals who are related in some sort of way (friends, family, etc) help one another in order to win a game INDIRECTLY.

"these guys are obviously pact cheating, they all have similar usernames."

by alpjuggins January 28, 2023

pact cheating

When two or more individuals, related to one another in some sort of way (family, friends, etc) help one another and make usually online multiplayer games with some sort of voting mechanic, unfair to play against; INDIRECTLY.

"yo lets hop servers you can tell these guys are pact cheating, they all vote for the same person."

by alpjuggins January 28, 2023

Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 2, 2023

Plastic Cheesing

slapping someone (especially round the face)

Plastic cheesing is prohibited in this venue

by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023

Hot cheesing

The act of pouring honey mustard into a woman's vagina and take a straw to blow bubbles in it

Girl- hey babe, wanna hot cheese me

Boy- yes, I'll get the straw and the honey mustard, I love hot cheesing you

by Kinkmastee April 30, 2023

Shallow Chesting

When a dick reaches so far down a persons throat it reaches there chest

"Dude she went so deep she was literally Shallow Chesting."

by Shallow Chesting November 12, 2023