Cancer

Fortnite

You play fortnite you have cancer

*beats little jimmy*

by GucciNigger420 March 5, 2019

candeez

candeez nuts fit in your mouth

a deez nuts joke that you can make people fall for realy easely, if they dont know the joke jet

person 1:where is candeez

person 2:who's candeez what do you meen, who´s candeez
persoon 1: candeez nuts fit in your mouth
persoon 2:sad because they fell for a deez nuts joke

by illumistoenail2 May 25, 2021

Anna Candler

An awesome chick who didn't have a definition yet... Anna Candlers typically are short, with a bubbly personality. She usually will laugh at absolutely nothing, and will remember every inside joke ever made. But not to fear, she actually is much more intelligent than she seems, or gives herself credit for.

"Look at that Anna Candler over there laughing absolutely nothing!!!!!"
"You know that she is actually good at math?"
"SERIOUSLY???"
"Yeah."

by Maud Smith 33 September 9, 2009

google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.

Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."

by Mercks December 12, 2013

lover cancer

It is when one is inflicted with too much affection and love from an aggressive hopeless romantic.

Sheila have been dating since she was 5, but only now, Bruce gave her lover cancer.

by lolabananabunny January 13, 2014

Yellow Cancer

The end stage of yellow fever where a person is no longer capable of dating or appreciating any other race but Asians, to the point that it begins to negatively affect their lives.

He hasn't dated anyone besides Asians. His yellow fever has progressed to end-stage yellow cancer...

by kh9793 May 23, 2019

sense of humor cancer

The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.

Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.

"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."

by Android21A August 16, 2012