mooch cancer

a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot fuckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of Morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.

In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.

Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.

"Don't let her in, she's got MOOCH CANCER"

by Nacon January 12, 2009

Clickbait Cancer

A youtube video with tits or sexy girls in the thumbnail used to attract views.

Bob: 'Did you like my video?'
Tim: 'No its full of clickbait cancer!'

by UnknownAddict June 9, 2016

Cum cancer

Cum cancer is when your cum turns into a solid and permanent rash. It's called cum cancer because it occurs when someone cums on you, if they have the desise, that cum will make a permanent marke/tumor on the person's skin

Tom gave Alana cum cancer

by N_E_K June 13, 2016

Mouth cancer

A fool who talks to much .

You talk to ___________ (any name ) nahh he has mouth cancer .

by GreenoceanMountainGrizzly February 3, 2020

testi cancer

When something happens to your balls and then they hurt

Aled has it

E.g Aled has testi cancer cause he pulled his trousers up too high now his willy hurts

by Mathew gray gubler April 21, 2021

cancer freckle

an abnormally large mole that is unpleasant in appearance, often having hair growing out of them

"Dude, did you see that huge cancer freckle on that guy's face? It looked like it was going to pop."

by JacketJoe August 21, 2013

Cancer house

A house in Fortnite within tilted towers

The cancer house is so cancerous nobody survived.

by Bacon_boy_33 February 4, 2019