pokey cactus

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.

Since we're on the beach with a bottle of glue, how about I give you a pokey cactus?

by Bshshdbs December 04, 2015

prickley cactus

When you glue tooth picks on your dick and stick it up your girlfriends butt until she sees the devil

I performed the Prickley cactus on the bae and she be thirst

by Jay dizzle February 02, 2015

Tall Cactus

A Really big Mexican dick

This bitch loves to suck tall cactuses

by PeepsMarshmellows June 03, 2022

Cactus owl

Someone who abandons you to go hang out with other people.

Rick left our party to go hang out with some guy from out of town. What a cactus owl!

by Deepnacho October 28, 2015

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

Cactus TheNotable

Notable Cactus

Cactus TheNotable is Notable

by Cactus TheNotable May 18, 2021

Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

by Eli Jackhammer April 04, 2023