Coat

Cunt of a thing

My ex Penny is a COAT, stole 70k from me and then went after my superannuation, even after she didn't pay any rent or bills for 3 years whilst living with me.

by Darren Tackle August 1, 2021

coat on

a person with a very hairy back

Whenever i hug you it feels like you have a coat on.
He has such a coat on.

by SATANakaASHY August 31, 2015

Coated

To mean your backed up by a higher power

Jordan : Your a wee idiot

Lee : No I’m not

Jordan : Yes you are your no one will get cheeky with you because your coated

Lee : what makes you think I’m coated?

Moments later..
*jordans legs get broken *

by Austin MacDonell February 19, 2021

blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.

my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.

by word jockey July 5, 2019

You've got nothing to hang your coat on.

An argument without any proven facts.

Your argument is baseless; you've got nothing to hang your coat on. Take it with you on the way out.

by SuicideBot October 17, 2019

padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.

Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers

by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023

Coat Puncher

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.

Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.

by ObamaBush May 15, 2012