bush squared

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?

Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

Murder Bush

The Way OneTopic (OT) refers to creepers from the video game Minecraft

OT: OH NO! There's a murder bush down there
Murder Bush: *BOOM*

by Adamcito July 27, 2023

Widow's Bush

A woman with a bush so hairy, you would think she has not tended to it since the passing of her late husband.

Dan: Chris, did you get with that bird last night?

Chris: Yeh, but her widow's bush was a massive let down though.

by just_a_horrible_guy January 7, 2010

bush monster

Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.

You: "I just woke up and look like ravaging bush monster."
Me: "Don't disrespect my heritage!"

by Nigel B Wellington III November 23, 2015

titty bush

when you roll up in the strip club and the stripper has chest hair

Jack: Yo bro did you see the size of dem titties?
John: No man they were covered by her titty bush :(

by titty buush August 4, 2017

gruesome bush

A smaller, shrub-like relative of the ugly tree. It shares the ugly tree's ability to trigger ugliness on contact.

Bob looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and then landed awkwardly in the gruesome bush.

by Cuddles McStig June 20, 2008

bush humper

In Battlefield Bad Company 2 when someone uses nothing but a sniper rifle to help just themselves and leaves the team to cap all the flags or rush the objectives.

Hey you bush humper, get up here and actually do something for the team!

by Zaticus April 6, 2010