by JE2388 March 09, 2009
When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.
Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
by Brotract those angles September 25, 2010
A Seattle Burrito is a sexual act where one lover deffocates on another lover's penis, and then rubs it around the entire penis, and then continues to perform oral sex on the feces covered penis.
by Edward Billinson September 04, 2007
eating a girl out while she's taking a shit
by Sexy Spider Monkey October 18, 2011
The process explaining urination by a male consenter, whilst the erect phallus is located within the rectal orifice of their sexual counter part
by Thechef July 08, 2018
I gave Vanessa a leaky burrito last night. Now she won't talk to me.
by chritian bale June 14, 2015
When a chunk of food falls off of your burrito and explodes on the table/counter into several scattered pieces. Makes the act of eating a burrito to be a bit messy at times, and a bit dissatisfying as some burrito bombs land on the floor, making them less appetizing to recover.
by MassWorder May 01, 2010