Mouth Burrito

vomit or the act of vomiting. usually from drinking too much booze.

"i don't remember last night, but i woke up covered in mouth burrito."

"hey that dude just mouth burrito'd all over the new carpeting!"

by Chewy! December 9, 2008

Couch Burrito

When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.

Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.

by Brotract those angles September 26, 2010

Seattle Burrito

A Seattle Burrito is a sexual act where one lover deffocates on another lover's penis, and then rubs it around the entire penis, and then continues to perform oral sex on the feces covered penis.

Man, my girl gave me a Seattle Burrito last night. That was fucked up.

by Edward Billinson September 27, 2007

twisted burrito

eating a girl out while she's taking a shit

Dude 1: I totally gave my girlfriend a twisted burrito yesterday!
Dude 2: Ew!

by Sexy Spider Monkey November 29, 2011

leaky burrito

Is when you take a sloppy shit into one's vagina. And they squeeze their legs together

I gave Vanessa a leaky burrito last night. Now she won't talk to me.

by chritian bale June 17, 2015

Wet Burrito

The process explaining urination by a male consenter, whilst the erect phallus is located within the rectal orifice of their sexual counter part

"baby im hungry and thirsty, gimme dat wet burrito!"

by Thechef July 7, 2018

Burrito Bomb

When a chunk of food falls off of your burrito and explodes on the table/counter into several scattered pieces. Makes the act of eating a burrito to be a bit messy at times, and a bit dissatisfying as some burrito bombs land on the floor, making them less appetizing to recover.

I love eating burritos, but these damn burrito bombs are making a mess.

by MassWorder May 1, 2010