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Jo Bro Ho 

A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:

All of the Jonas Brothers' albums

Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them

and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.
All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.
Jo Bro Ho by wildblues November 23, 2009

Bro-hemoth 

A) A bro so monstrous that he dwarfs all other bros around him, reducing them to insignificant preps compared to the gallons of Abercrombie cologne he uses on his 7 pastel polos with popped collars.

B) One whose titanic strength and audacious nature is capable of going toe to toe with the douchiest of bros, guidos, and other douchebags and surviving unscathed.
Example 1: "Yo, did you see the guy chugging those natties and plowing those hoes at the party last night? He's gotta be the bro-hemoth of campus"

Example 2: "Oh my god, Big S is so cocky and crazy that he started a fight with an orange, jersey guido and his 500 cousins at the club last night. And he won. What a bro-hemoth."
Bro-hemoth by quad boy bro December 21, 2009

you gay bro? 

A phrase posed as a questions by one bro to another bro to determine sarcastically or seriously question another bros sexuality. This statement may also be used as a pejorative statement to question another bros level of masculinity in a situation.
Ex. Bro (1.) "Yo bro! Go ask that bench on a date bro!" Bro (2). replies "no". Bro (1.) "You gay bro? You're not gay are you bro!?"
you gay bro? by themaddefiner December 3, 2013

Lax Bro Swag

The swag, or amount of swag each Lacrosse player possesses, The Lax Bro has the ability to get almost any girl he wants, including Laxtitute's, you need to have played the Sport for over one year to earn your Lax Bro Swag, and you cant suck at the sport
person one: He has so much Lax Bro Swag
person two: he should he has been playing for over five years, he has the most Lax Bro Swag out of all of us
Lax Bro Swag by LAX BRO KING February 18, 2012

Everyday Bro! 

Shit kid, like Jake Paul who cums in 4 seconds
Everyday Bro! by handlebuddy July 6, 2017
v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.
Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?"

Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"
bro job by theSTFUmonster January 26, 2009