Foot-in-a-Boot 

A person who slows you down when you're trying to scoot through life or get something done. Derived from the medical treatment of foot fractures that requires the wearing of an orthopedic boot

"oh, Lee - we can't see the sights in NYC! You're too much of a Foot-in-a-Boot and you can't keep up the pace"

Foot-in-a-Boot by Matthew J. P. August 7, 2008

Car Boot Syndrome 

Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.

Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"

Car Boot Syndrome by Dilkes July 7, 2011

to boot off 

British term: to kick out or physically remove from

I need to boot off this incompetent employee.

to boot off by Uncle Dimma January 29, 2015

Man Skin Boot 

The act of an uncircumcised man pulling his elongated and flacid foreskin over the big toe of an unsuspecting/complying man.

Last night Jonah gave me a Man Skin Boot.

or

Newsflash: Jonah Giltz is offering his service of Man Skin Boot for a small fee; generally less than $32.44.

Man Skin Boot by JonahJamesDane May 19, 2010

chinese safety boot 

Flip flops

I'm wearing my Chinese safety boots

chinese safety boot by asdfqwerzxcvpoiu March 2, 2014

ballet boot 

A fetish item; a boot that forces the toes en point, such as in ballet, with an extremely long heel.

Note: it is extremely difficult to walk in ballet boots, and thus are often for "show" only

The dominatrix looks quite sexy in her ballet boots.

ballet boot by The Eviler Monkey October 26, 2006

crusty boot 

The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.

I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.

crusty boot by JC4556 June 19, 2007