Bong Loard

A longboard.

Used commonly in the youtube poop tradition used as "vocal mixing", with other words such as SUS. Many teenagers will text like this when they intend to be funny, or to relieve tension. Youtube poopers will mix words such as this to add an unexpected moment of comedy to an otherwise unfunny clip.

"A bong loard is just like a bate skord, except it has really whig beels."

by Wam Cest June 6, 2019

bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.

Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.

by rugtol44 June 30, 2018

Mediterranean bong

A Mediterranean bong is a hookah. A hookah looks like a bong but fancier and more decorate. A middle-eastern bong

I would love to smoke weed on a Mediterranean bong, I mean a hookah.

by Deonestar July 12, 2018

.bong bubble

The artificial inflation and over valuation of stocks in Canada in the cannabis sector leading up to legalization on October 17, 2018

What we're looking at today, with the dramatic increase in the tse today, is the .Bong bubble

by fp181bc July 28, 2018

Tonker Bong

a bad ass bitch

jessica is a total tonker bong

by gorlssss February 11, 2019

Bong water

Bong water is the water used to cool of the sick ass shit

Bob drank all the fucking bong water so we ate the weed

by DaggerVeVo February 13, 2019

bong vivant

A classier stoner. Think bon vivant, but with more cannabis.

Look at that individual, they are smoking their homegrown kush in a three-piece suit. They are a bong vivant.

by arrano June 11, 2018